MacN'Cheezus

For regular PCs or laptops, which generally have at most one of each type of adapter, I don’t see any reason not to.

I’m sure there are many ways to improve on this solution, but they would all require significantly more effort (ElasticSearch isn’t exactly trivial to set up).

This is really just a proof of concept, the most minimal viable implementation that gets you something similar in terms of functionality.

For instance, Windows Recall stores OCR content tagged by app, this solution doesn’t. Also, as others have mentioned, a practical implementation should likely check if anything has changed at all and discard any screenshots that don’t have any new data.

It appears to be as simple as tesseract <infile> <outfile>. Possibly could even pipe (or tee) the screenshot straight into that and save both an image and a text file in a single command line.

So something like this should do the trick:

gnome-screenshot -f - | tee /Microsoft/yourPrivacy/$(date +%s).png | tesseract - /Microsoft/yourPrivacy/$(date +%s).txt

Skip the database, just use grep to search that directory if you need to find anything. Voilà, homemade Recall.

Llava and Bakllava are two Ollama models than can not only extract text but also describe what’s happening on screen.

Using tesseract-ocr, as the other guy suggested, is probably simpler and less resource intensive though.

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In order to be certified for running Recall, machines currently must have an NPU (Neural Processing Unit, basically an AI coprocessor). I assume that is what makes it practical to do by offloading the required computation from the CPU.

Apparently it IS possible to circumvent that requirement using a hack, which is what some of the researchers reporting on it have done, but I haven’t read any reports on how that affects CPU usage in practice.

I hate how long it took me to figure out the intended meaning of this tweet.

So you’re saying there IS a chance…

I like how it calls the captcha an “IQ test”.

I mean, popups are by definition intrusive, no?

Windows 11 just shows a little icon in the notification tray and won’t really bother you otherwise until you click on it. I think by default it will try to install the pending updates on shutdown, but when you click on the icon you can choose to either postpone it or do it immediately.

Meanwhile, Ubuntu always interrupts you with a popup which yes, you can click “Not now” on if you want to deal with it later, but then it’ll just pop up again some other time. And the only other option is to just let it do its thing (but at least it can run unobtrusively in the background and only requires a restart if there’s a kernel update).

That’s certainly true, and there may even be advantages to this because security issues might get fixed more quickly, but it doesn’t change the fact that the annoyance factor is at least as high as that of Windows used to be, and there is no convenient option to have it taken care of automatically, say, at shutdown.

Instead of making fun of Windows, it would serve Linux far better to actually address this issue, even if that means copying what Microsoft did here.

I find it hilarious that Linux users STILL continue to hate on Windows Update when memes like this exist.

In my experience, Linux wants to update itself far more frequently than Windows (which is really generally no more than once a month these days), and it DOESN’T EVEN OFFER THE OPTION of automatically postponing it to a more convenient time. Yes, you can always say “not now”, but then it’ll just keep bugging you again until you say yes.

Ironically, at this point, updates on Linux are basically everything that Windows used to get made fun of in the past (for good reason!), but while the situation has actually improved on Windows, on Linux it’s only become worse as distributions grow and updates become even more frequent.

Or messing with text configuration files in various different formats

Technically correct. The registry was introduced in Windows 95. But ever since then, fucking with it has been a thing.

I’m sorry, what is the problem here exactly? Are there default pinned app from their partners (I think I see Disney+) in the start menu, because I certainly don’t see any advertisement banners.

FWIW I’m on Windows 11 and have the latest update installed (just checked, nothing new there, but I recall installing one a day or two ago), and I’m happy to report it did not make any changes to the apps I had pinned. All available space was already taken up by my own pins so that might have something to do with it, but I definitely don’t feel like they’ve been trying to push something on me that I didn’t ask for.

As far as Edge goes, I don’t really care what they do to that because I simply do not use it.

Clone the repo and make it yourself.

They all work in marketing. Except for the three guys who made Fortnite and Frank, who maintains the launcher. Don’t go into Frank’s office unannounced, he often forgets to wear pants.

This patch has so many bugs in it, Microsoft added it to Windows 11 and called it a feature.

“I use Arch Linux btw”

*doesn’t know how to use vim

Pottery

Mac user here. I’d wash my hands too.