That is true.

Agreed. PornHub is probably a pretty solid representation of all web traffic. --Todo: insert obvious joke here–.

I missed the “PornHub” in the corner at first. Maybe I won’t share this with colleagues…

I assume you mean to check on his often they’re is the breaking changes? :)

Declarative style isn’t perfect, but it’s a massive improvement from straight bash scripting.

I think you’re looking for Ansible. Have fun!

The difference between an Anible playbook and a script, is Ansible has a ‘check’, ‘change’, ‘verify’ pattern, and is declarative (meaning that once the playbook is made, it tends to keep working on future versions of Ansible.)

I named most of them Marlin Jr, and Coral Jr, but I guess we can name one of them Nemo.

I… Like… potatoes…?

Pretty cool.

I heard they tried to fit node_packages, but the scale caused the sun to become too small to see.

Gotta let it know we mean business! /s

Shoot, if running a ceremonial kshell script every Friday evening makes me a ludite, I’ll be shouting angrily at the cloud any day now.

/s, obviously, beacuse I already yell angrily at the cloud.

I’ve held off until now (I haven’t), but now I’m going to call it (for the 1000th time):

This will be the year of the Linux desktop.

That’s true. We’re just getting the window managers and drivers ready for everyone who will follow us.

it could work with fairies and unicorns

It’s C code. There’s no fairy dust or rainbow magic involved. You can check the commit logs…

rapid typing of git rebase and git push --force commands to alter the code history…

It must have been traumatic for that Arch user to discover such rebellion in their child. /s

On a more serious note, if my kids find this post: I hope you know we can talk about closed source software if you’re curious about it - and about maintaining a proper virtual infrastructure to protect the rest of the network from it.

“We’re going door to door to spread the news that this is the year of the Linux desktop.”