OP, don’t try to do this yourself. If you think you can handle the process without a professional, that’s fine, but you’re going to need at least one strong friend to help you move all that glass out carefully and hold it straight and still when you’re putting it back and gluing it. They’ll need patience as well, because no beers until it’s all done!
Am I whooshing? It’s “Thou shalt not roast thy master”, not the other way around.
I’m seeing this on oldsh.itjust.works, feels extra meta
It’s possible that the school would allow him to drop off a phone in the front office every morning and pick it up before walking home. Depends how nice you are to the office ladies, but that’s always a good idea anyway because they’re more powerful than you can imagine. (Some school office staff may not be ladies these days but the principle still applies, and in elementary school most probably still are.)
Real Linux aficionados don’t have cars; that would require leaving the basement.