Well the website (and the guy maintaing it) is pretty old. I think the blog posts reach back till Windows Vista. The guy itself wrote some books about Win95 so he has some experience.
The site is quite popular in Germany and the information is usually good summarized and helpful IMHO.
Anyway as always I recommend an adblocker when using the internet.
It’s so secure that the first thing under Wikipedia’s entry for Secure boot is Secure boot criticism
Yes this is a real, I’m not joking.
You’re in linuxmemes did you not expect a meme? xD
Also: Yes it’s a meme based on a true story (see the other comments for more details)
The meme itself is based on https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/historical-battle-shitposts-decisive-victory
AFAIK a new battery + entering the Bitlocker recovery key fixed the problems.
Usually these batteries hold for years. I have a 15+ year old laptop where I had to replace the battery after ~10 years.
However the affected laptops are now a few years old, aren’t designed properly (I heard weird stuff happening like adding additional RAM somehow causes the display to fail) and somehow just have a CR2016 battery installed, not a bigger CR2032. And yes these are buisness-laptops designed for companies -.-
Yes, multiple of our Windows laptops today couldn’t boot and displayed a BitLocker error message and all affected laptops somehow had an empty BIOS battery…
What’s the first thing under the “Secure boot” section? The section that it automatically scrolls to when clicking my link?