lap siding designed to look like shingle siding

Mint is the gateway drug

“Intel inside, don’t divide”

checkbox compliance – companies are required to have something in place that checks the box so they can pass the audit

and phased rollouts …

still read “unattended updates” as “unintended updates” …

Arch Penguin

doas soda

and NeXT for the cubic computer itself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Women_Have_Better_Sex_Under_Socialism

ah, but did you use Stage 1 Gentoo? huh? huh?

the correct greeting is “I use Nix BTW”, Arch is so yesterday

Drew DeVault just did a Unix clone as a break from “real work”

“Hacker folklore that pays homage to ‘wizards’ and speaks of incantations and demons has too much psychological truthfulness about it to be entirely a joke.”

—The Jargon File

tractors defeat tanks

Debian Bookworm – yes, it’s boring – but that also means no surprises or gotchas – it just keeps truckin’ along

EDIT: if you ever do feel Arch-curious, start with EndeavourOS instead

pfft … you just haven’t discovered our lord and saviour, NixOS

there’s still stories going around that Gates copied chunks of CP/M …

agree with @avidamoeba@lemmy.ca, power corrupts – radix malorum est cupiditas

lake turnover – in spring and fall, water temperatures equalize enough that water near the bottom moves up to the top taking the smells of algae along with it – usually only lasts a week or two each time

EDIT: safety issue – keep your water heater at 140°F or higher to prevent Legionnaires’ disease