Cloudless ☼

Is there any viable alternatives?

Add some thermal paste and liquid cooling. Liquid nitrogen might help.

Find a cheap hosting solution that provides a fixed IP address, then host your own VPN or proxy server there.

Edit: if you use a non-standard port for the VPN, it should be less likely to be blocked.

That sucks. Time to find an alternative.

It has been requested for so long and they still won’t release a proper package!