How the fuck did Ric Flair out live Hogan?

I’d rather not speak Ill of the dead… So I’ll be quiet.

I’ll do it.

Hulk Hogan was a narcissistic, racist, hypocritical piece of shit.

In the words of the immortal Sheiky Baby: FUCK THE HULK HOGAN, FUCKING BITCH!

Oooooo we might get that weird depressed fat guy gimmick Bobby wanted to do.

Tony should let Bobby have full create control, from what I’ve heard in interviews, Bobby is fucking insane.

Is he a hypocrite? Yeah he is, you can’t say 'Go suck a blood covered dick" and then go suck a blood covered dick!

Do I blame him tho? Not really, like that’s gotta be a hard sum of money to say no to. People have broken their retirement for that pay check.

Sadam Hussein storage unit.

Yeah I hate that, I even added reverb for the arena feel and yeah how fucking perfect is that song for him.

There’s one part where the lyrics like “they didn’t have ice cube so he brought vanilla ice” and the camera slowly pans to Cena as it says it.

One big happy accident.

I fixed CM Punk’s entrance from smackdown

That song fits punk way too good.

Man life really hit the dude from the Offsprings Pretty Fly For A White Guy video clip hard.

I dunno, but the week leading up to it I predict they will be offering free tickets to anyone who walks in their general vicinity.

So I’m excited as fuck, WWE is coming back to Perth and bringing smackdown and raw with them as well, I can legit cross off a childhood dream of being in the crowd of raw and smackdown, I don’t give a shit how poor I’ll be for the rest of the year, I’m gonna give my 10 year old self the gift of a fulfilled dream!

I don’t like many things, I don’t get excited about going out, going to concerts ect. But boy do I fucking love wrestling!

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, couldn’t have happened to a better person.

I might tune in and watch this Trainwreck when it airs, see how they deal with no one there.