I just hope my inappropriate use of a comma was upsetting

I’d like to think I made it to the adjective comparison, but it became demented word salad very quickly

Holy shit, man! I don’t want to take away from your super power, but does anyone actually understand you?

…my memory was that this only worked after the routine had been trained on your typing idiosyncrasies

Now that o can get behind - keep up, dad!

It’s extra funny that the PR drone MS have wheeled out has the last name Faehl - how’s that pronounced, I wonder… Could it be fail?

Fitting really…

Personally, I’m deeply entwined in the MS product stackpillar of turds and I hate it. They appeared to gave made an honest effort after the trustworthy computing initiative, but that has clearly been eroded…

Why they’ve got everyone’s trust, I just can’t understand. Convenience trumps everything else, I guess…

That makes complete sense - if you’ve got something ‘needy’, as soon as it’s queuing up, I imagine it snowballs, too…

10-20 times the core count is crazy, but I guess it’s had a lot of development effort into parallelizing it’s execution, which of course goes against what your use case is :)

I suppose it’s statistically inevitable, I just didn’t think it would happen in my lifetime

Well that’s interesting… I’d have thought, possibly naively, that as long as a thread had work to do it would essentially behave like ffmpeg does?

Perhaps there’s something about the type of work though, that it’s very CPU-bound or something?

The windows shell has really gone downhill in recent years, with spontaneous file locks and random hangs

It’s always the AV…

Oohhh, I’m stealing this - I’ve managed to fool a few people with ‘the sunspots BS’, maybe I’ll get a dreamcatcher tattood on my lower back if they don’t fall for it…

baffled glance…wot?

Nice new verb you got there. Thunderfuck, indeed!

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day, thanks, I think I’ll keep it for later