Ubuntu was, and still is, to a new user, just as easy to set up as it is to break. Every Debian based distro that tries to “fix” the outdated packages “problem” suffers from that.

Error 404: good corporation not found

Still does telemetry, and allows easy fingerprinting by default. Use Librewolf instead.

I’m inclined to believe that’s normal Windows behavior at this point…

Install FreeBSD

You mean Bing AI

Remember when Google’s motto was “Don’t be evil”?

systemd, the solution for all Linux issues.

Or so they said…

Never enough alternatives

That’s the neat part, if anything’s broken, just update, it’s probably fixed in a next version already. Then, when you find what broke on the last update, just update again, it’ll be fixed by then.

And now you’re lost

I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn’t need to misplace it lol