You’re like 20y late with this joke. MS runs their servers on linux nowdays.

They already have WSL and their own Linux distro.

Give them another 5 years and they’ll have rewritten their core to sit on top of unix and will have become a simple commercial linux distro. When buying a windows laptop you will be able to click through 5 yes/no promts, unlock the terminal and yum -S gnome-desktop to break free. No dual boot needed.

You know what’s the worst part? M$ will be the biggest contributor to the kernel. And that’s how linux will die.

yep, a tiny boot error and suddenly you need to punch commands into initramfs. good luck with that headlessly.

nice, thanks to you I have now educated myself: http://run-a-train.urbanup.com/77653

Meh. I’d say we tie him to a post and burn the heretic.

this is a meta joke based on this video https://youtu.be/AdygBbbEnco

And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

And yet you’ll still be single.

canonical has a history of massacring their distro in the worst way imaginable. They’re specially gifted in this way.

obligatory xkcd? Nah, you know exactly which one I mean.

Instructions unclear, bricked my laptop after flashing libreboot. Send help.

We found the imposter!

tie him to a pole and let’s throw stones at him

Time to update the meme.

1. windows: oh no, I was in a meeting!
2. mac: oh no, I need a new mac for this to work!
3. Linux: I’m afraid to install this, my graphics will probably break again!