Dunno what’s arcane about setting your network up once, crrate the compose (jn my case regular docker) and write sudo docker compose up -d.
Literally using Linux in any way shape or form is more arcane than this.
Just recently learning about NFS sharing. Sure, let’s write the config in /etc/export and also edit the fstab config on the guest to auto-mount it. Don’t forget the whole syntax ;)

Not the mention the 100 different ways of setting up a static IP in each distro which differs slightly in any package/distro