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He’s right, they don’t deserve to be saddled with an elderly Bill Goldberg.

Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

Please do this to my room? It’s so cool.

A lot of great suggestions here already. But nobody is mentioning that if you really want to future-proof, you should go fully quantum.

Best case scenario? It gives you cancer. Worst case scenario? It burns you alive. Don’t fuck around with sunlight.

He always seemed like such a nice guy. I guess it really is the ones you least suspect.

Sorry, yes: 0000000000.10000000000%

Would this be an appropriate time to discuss what kind of creature Ric Flair has actually morphed into? You can’t tell me age alone accounts for that, even with a lifetime of wrestling. We’re talking something on a Spider-Man laboratory accident scale and I’m tired of being lied to.

Ric Flair hasn’t aged a day.

If it makes you feel any better, I’m a total fraud. I’ve used Linux Mint a few times, so now I can say I’m a Linux user.

If you aren’t creating custom software to address one-off needs, are you really a Linux user?

sploosh

A real Linux boi would rewrite the program from scratch custom tailored to his personal needs.

If you want an OS that is really malware-free, you need to run temple os.

Can’t get malware if the OS is the malware. jk. RIP you crazy genius SOB.

What’s snaps?

True squirters are a rare breed indeed. But it’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey and the memories we made along the way.

Because he’s a predator and understands he would have done creepy, predator things on it like all the creepy predators he sees in the news.